dear chloe saskia square tote,so uh, what's up? i'm going to be frank and just come out and say it: i want you on me. in my bedroom too, or, you know, just hanging on my shoulder. ever since i laid eyes upon you at net-a-porter.com, i knew it was love. i looooonggggggg for you.
sincerely yours,
drooling arienette.
